Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum.
Always imitate the behavior of winners when you lose. ~ Anonymous
Take care that the face that looks out from the mirror in the morning is a pleasant face. You may not see it again during the day, but others will. ~ Anonymous
If you really put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the world will not raise your price. ~ Anonymous
Do not cut down the tree that gives you shade.
~ Arab Proverb
If you don't run your own life, somebody else will. ~ John Atkinson
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. ~ Erma Bombeck
To know the road ahead ask those coming back.
~ Chinese Proverb
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
~ Erica Jong, How to Save Your Own Life, 1977
There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it. ~ Monta Crane
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. ~ W. C. Fields
Wait till it is night before saying it was a fine day. ~ French Proverb
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water. ~ Sidney Goff
When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.
~ Edgar Watson Howe
When your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt. ~ Henry J. Kaiser
No man is so poor as to have nothing worth giving. ~ Henry Wadsworth Lonfellow
Accept good advice gracefully - as long as it doesn't interfere with what you intended to do in the first place. ~ Gene Brown